album: "Poison" (2012)





















Charlie Sheen lyrics - Chamillionaire (feat. Rock D & Killer Mike)

[Intro - Chamillionaire - talking]
Yeah, hold up, uh, Playlist Poison
I mean, is everybody winning? Really?
Say what you feel and mean what you mean

[Chorus 1 - Rock D]
Aye, aye, coldest swag that y'all done seen, keep two bad chicks on my team
Usually known for ridin dirty but I'm always ridin clean
Roll me in a pile of green, cut my check, then kiss my ring
All-all-all I do is win, man I'm on my Charlie Sheen

[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire]
Man all these boys my little sons, I know I left y'all in poor care
They said I was on my high horse but I guess that meant my Porsche chair (yeah)
Checkin into that top floor, how come we don't ever see y'all there? (huh?)
Y'all ain't checkin in nowhere, y'all stay logged on the poor square
Poor squares, I don't know where you got your pimp degree
I might be messin with her friend but I'll man up to it admittedly (uh)
You take these girls out to eat and they leave from you and visit me (uh)
Pimpin is something that I learned but don't use much like calligraphy
I'm visibly, the man, I heard you talkin about it and winning is what you say it is
But you ain't really winning homie, you really just good at sayin it (yeah)
And you ain't swimmin in women homie, these women be callin you desert dick (yeah)
As soon as they pull that winning on me, I'm a give them this verse then tell 'em quit
I never trick, last time I checked and check my checks, I was gettin plenty
Most people that got opinions, just talk 'cause they ain't gettin any
If you ain't lived it, then just forget it, 'cause it really ain't nothin that you could tell me
Your voice ain't even worth a penny and your convo ain't worth a meal at Denny's

[Chorus 2 - Rock D - w/ Chamillionaire in the background]
Aye, aye, coldest swag that y'all done seen, keep two bad chicks on my team
Usually known for ridin dirty but I'm always ridin clean
Roll me in a pile of green, cut my check, then kiss my ring
All-all-all I do is win, man I'm on my Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen, Ch-Ch-Ch-Charlie Sheen
I ain't got no damn boss, man I'm on my Charlie Sheen
All-all-all I do is win, let me tell you what I mean
Cut the check and kiss the ring, make some way for Charlie Sheen

[Verse 2 - Killer Mike]
Say I'm on that Carlos Estevez, I'm winning ho
I'm swimming in women that love women, so I'm bi-winning ho
Before you put your judgment on pimpin and say he sinnin
Try wakin up on Egyptian linen with Egyptian women
I'm talkin the hottest goddesses, wake me up with massages
Some say I'm a narcissist, other say I'm misogynist
I, say I'm a rock star, let's take flight in my rocket ship
Young Casanova, passin over, you simps and haters
And you never been about real bread, you ain't a baker
And you don't get rich to have one bitch, I ain't a Quaker
I remain unbought, unbossed, a young Jose-a
I'm Sheenin like my daddy before me, 'cause I'm his son
I could make these execs pay what they weigh, I'm talkin tons
Then I take that bank to Vegas and blow it, I'm havin fun
So, why would I act like a peasant, when I'm a King?
They ask me what's this drug I'm doin, that Charlie Sheen

[Chorus 2 - w/ Chamillionaire in the background]

[Break - Chamillionaire]
'Cause I'm the man, yeah I said I'm the man
You might not like who I am but you know I don't give a damn
(I don't give a damn)
'Cause I'm the man, yeah I said I'm the man (uh)
Tryin to put me in a jam but you know you my biggest fan
(You my biggest fan)
I'm the man, yeah I said I'm the man (uh)
Know I'm 'bout my business, so just trust me and stick to the plan
(Come on)
They don't even understand, how we be poppin rubber bands
(Haha, winning)

[Verse 3 - Chamillionaire]
They say that it ain't no "I" in team, I told 'em it ain't no "I" in Sheen
And I see way too many eyes (uh), watchin my nuts stop tryin to swing
Illest drug that y'all done seen, ho I'm clean as Irish Springs
They tell me they want that "Tiger Blood"
then I'm a bottle it up and supply the fiends (uh)
She said she a goddess, she gonna be my side chick
Right after she slide it open, I'm pokin like a Sidekick (uh)
Heard my former A&R tryin to get me words to rhyme with
I told him choke on these nuts and I don't know the Heimlich

[Chorus 2 - w/ Chamillionaire in the background]

Passenger Seat lyrics - Chamillionaire (feat. Short Dawg)

[Intro - Chamillionaire]
(Got the slab talkin 'bout)
Swang down and ride with me (got the slab talkin 'bout), yeah
Swang down and ride with me

[Chorus - Chamillionaire]
As I slide through on fo's
You know that the baddest women wanna get chose
I got 'em talkin about, swang down, sweet cherry or lemon ride
Hop into my passenger side
As I slide through on fo's
You know that the baddest women wanna get chose
Talkin about swang down
So go on let me show ya how we do it on that Southside

[Chamillionaire - talking over the end of the Chorus]
Swang down with me
Here lizard, lizard, lizard

[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire]
Let's give a toast to all these losers that cuff broads (uh)
Without y'all there wouldn't even be none of us dog (nah)
I'm always fresh, ain't never nothin to dust off
So much good game in my brain, they thinkin this must cost (must cost)
Don't trust talk, ya silly rabbit
Thought that I'd give her carrots/karats and cabbage but no I haven't
Chasin the same chicks like it ain't no more on the planet (uh)
Act like you wasn't with it like Justin after that Janet
Incident, I'm convinced that there's plenty of little sensitive
rappers, really actors, numbers that's probably infinite
Thought that I shouldn't mention it after gettin all intimate (what's up?)
You hear 'em talkin in person like it's a Pimpin skit (hold up)
They serenadin in this rap game G
They package it and call it "Pimpin," what this crap ain't free?
You're chasin groupies, buyin 'em Gucci, haha, that can't be
I'm livin just like Tom and Jerry 'cause the cat chase me (come on)

[Chorus]

[Short Dawg - talking over the end of the Chorus]
Yeah
It's your boy Shorty, know what I mean?
Yeah

[Verse 2 - Short Dawg]
(Shorty Wanna Ride) with me, Young Buck
She see me comin down swingin like nunchucks
Them Texas plates'll make a sexy face bum rush (come on)
Stacks on deck, pockets lookin like Sun Trust (damn)
I chunks up the Southside when I pass (uh)
84's glass, cops out there harass (with my)
Mug on mean, glocks off in the stash (and the)
Slab so clean, tops off and the jazz (woo)
And I'm gettin to the money (money), fifties, twenties, hundreds (hundreds)
Don't worry about how nigga, just know that it's comin (comin)
These rappers gettin punished (why?) 'cause I spits fire
On the road to the riches, passin by you hitchhikers
Told my niggaz when I make then we can all ball (switch)
So I'm gonna grind 'til my money tall as Pau Gasol (that's right)
I'm respected like a rabbi (uh huh), young but I'm mad fly (fresh)
Plus I got 'em starin like a glass eye, as I

[Chorus]

[Break - Chamillionaire]
I'm yellin "hey Ms. Parker (Parker), we both should take a ride in my Charger
I hope that you won't pass up this offer girl
'Cause you know I drop ya back off tomorrow, yeah"
I'm yellin "hey Ms. Parker (Parker), just walk up to my car when I call ya
I got to let ya know that ya gorgeous girl
And ya know that I wanna really know ya
So I'm yellin hey, hey ...

[Verse 3 - Chamillionaire]
You frontin like I ain't your biggest business
(You) better do more than dishes, (you) better have more than pennies
I've been a rebel I told you, these corporate losers can't deal with me (uh)
Get old, we gonna live like the Beverly Trillbillies
The real dilly, careful when seatin 'em (why?)
'Cause nowadays they shirt and they bag be filled up with helium
Won't deduct no points if your shirt is an extra medium
But if you supersizin the truth, then I'm probably eatin in (hold up)
The dash is digital, diamonds are individuals (uh)
What I'm here to do is to give ya woman a physical
I'm who she give it to, this point in her life is pivotal
Could be the last time that she ever see an invisible - roof
Haha, I'm such a dog

[Outro/Chorus - Chamillionaire]
As I slide through on fo's
You know that the baddest women wanna get chose
I got 'em talkin about, swang down, sweet cherry or lemon ride
Hop into my passenger side
As I slide through on fo's
You already know ya women wanna get chose
Talkin about swang down and ride with me (in my passenger seat)

This My World lyrics - Chamillionaire (feat. Big K.R.I.T.)

A different city every night right
And they be going so insane
I repping for my city right, right
So you should be happy that I came

[Chorus:]
Wouldn't believe it, if you seen it
I watch the skyline light up every evening
It's like I'm dreaming, baby what I mean is
Most of y'all don't know it
This my World, whoooa
This my World, whoooa
This my World, whoooa

[Chamillionaire:]
I don't worry 'bout paper I past up
I focus on money my hands touch
If that right there don't add up
I gotta let you know your math sucks
You don't ever talk to a calculator
You don't get caught with an ounce of paper
Every convo is about a favour
Had to get a mansion without the neighbours
I ain't meaning no bad chick
When I say they don't have a dime
And I ain't meaning no Gold watch when I say "I don't have the time"
My hustle is the reason I'm known to shine
It's like I'm in my own World
Cause these boys out here pillow talking
And texting all my old girls
You call that your homegirl
I call that my dome girl
I call that my errr,
I'm not home leave a message after the tone girl
I go to places they rap about
But girls only love you cause the cash you got
See all these hoes is chasing stars
Growing up to be cashtronauts
Can't be mad, I asked for it
Living life in that airport
Y'all ain't even get off the ground
Y'all stuck in that chair-port
I know they wanna see my cash short
But only thing I ask Lord
Is please don't let me run out of nothing but pages in my passport

[Chorus:]
Wouldn't believe it, if you seen it
I watch the skyline light up every evening
It's like I'm dreaming, baby what I mean is
Most of y'all don't know it
This my World, whoooa
This my World, whoooa
This my World, whoooa

[Big K.R.I.T.:]
Been through a lot just to get this far
Whip that car, grip that grain
Ready pipes on the lights
Went from broke to having things
Catching planes out of state
I got dudes to pay, I got move to make
Fuck the fee that they put on me
To keep the lights on and food on their plate
Hit the slab, push it to the max
Expensive taste, I love poppin' tags
Fucking hoes, I live in the lab
Spittin' bars that reflect my past
What you know 'bout sold out shows
The more gun shit everywhere I go
Putting on for the third cole
Sippin' lean, give a damn, what you think dat my folk
And nothin' else I gave them but hope
I think they could follow dreams of their own
Be successful and ride clean with the chrome
If it ain't pass I'll leave it alone
And who they hate and preach their Lord
Most niggas talk now just because
I'm putting my faith in the man above
About my bread, playa be about your's
Be 'bout our's, stay on course
I make my mark everywhere I go
I speak that trill everytime I flow
I get my own, cause it's all I know
That's all I show so when I toast to the life I live
I'm taking off like a laser beam
Rather not wake, rather get my cake up
While I'm out here living the dream
This is my world!

[Chorus:]
Wouldn't believe it, if you seen it
I watch the skyline light up every evening
It's like I'm dreaming, baby what I mean is
Most of y'all don't know
This my World, whoooa
This my World, whoooa
This my World, whoooa

[Bridge:]
A different city in the night life
And they be going so insane
I repping for my city right, right
So you should be happy that I came
She say she want to spend the night right
And I don't even know her name
(Don't even know your name)
They sit and watch me as I fly high
And she wanna be my Lois Lane

[Chamillionaire:]
Fresh off the plane, straight to the Rover
I can't complain, tip for the chauffer
When I hit my room, it's over
Floor that I'm on, high as a toca
Funny thing is this girl is sober
But she gon be drunk when she hit the sofa
You stay the night if you acting right
The views that we looking at that's a sight
You really be living that rapper life
It they ain't made it where I'm at than they ain't rapping right
She me and KRIT got dough appetites
You couldn't see us if with a flashing light
You could die, than come back to life
You still couldn't see us in the after life
And you know...

[Chorus]
Wouldn't believe it, if you seen it
I watch the skyline light up every evening
It's like I'm dreaming, baby what I mean is
Most of y'all don't know
This my World, whoooa
This my World, whoooa
This my World, whoooa
(It's like I'm dreaming, It's like I'm dreaming)
This my World, whoooa

Dollar to my name, quarter in my jeans
Million dollar vision now I'm living out my dreams
This my World, this my world
I had a dollar to my name, quarter in my jeans
Million dollar vision now I'm living out my dreams
This my World, this my world
This my World, yeah

When Ya On lyrics - Chamillionaire (feat. Nipsey Hussle)

[Chamillionaire]
They only love ya when ya on
They only love ya when ya on
The only other time is when you’re gone
They only love ya when ya on
What goes up come do-ow-own

Welcome to 2011 where everybody’s the realest
Everyone who a midget, sya they do it the biggest
Every part of ya business is everybody business
Got my name all in your mouth
I should have been a dentist
Yeah, everybody done did it
Everybody’s a critic
I’m like “Whatchu talkin’ bout” like everybody’s a Willis
Man, they say they love you when the block on smash
Since they so in love, tell ‘em they can kiss my cash
Wait a minute you don’t like me, Well I don’t like you
These fakers sayin’ that they real but I see right through
The old me, that was the realest person I knew
The new me probably the realest person times two

[Chorus]
So when you feels like it’s everybody for themselves
And the place where ya living isn't far from hell
And they keep tellin’ you “you were born to fail”
And everybody say they real but it’s too hard to tell
So until I die, I’mma always grind
I’mma be ok, I’mma be alright
If they say I fail, that would be a lie
But there ain't no such thing as a tie
They only love ya when ya on

Hold up,
You got to be out ya conscience
They ain't got no sense, that’s why they call it nonesense
How they gon talk about what you never accomplish?
Like they dun done something that's worthy of my responses
Look at the tags, I’m showing ‘em how to stunt G
Candy and papers plates, it looks like I got the munchies
It’s so ironic they couch got money in ‘em
But y’all always on the couch and never get any money
Where’s Cupid, they only love ya till ya next hook
but I don’t check the gossip blogs
I check check books
Ask Lebron they say winning is the best look
Every move I make is right like I ain't got a left foot
To keep it real a record deal couldn’t stop me
I’m bootlegging bullets, you can still get a copy
Lucifer is in a pair of heels in the lobby
I don’t dance with the devil call it trilluminati

[Chorus]
So when you feels like it’s everybody for themselves
And the place where ya living isn't far from hell
And they keep tellin’ you “you were born to fail”
And everybody say they real but it’s too hard to tell
So until I die, I’mma always grind
I’mma be ok, I’mma be alright
If they say I fail, that would be a lie
But there ain't no such thing as a tie
They only love ya when ya on

Northside where ya at
Northside let me know you got my back

They only love ya when ya on

Southside where ya at
Southside, let me know you got my back
Yeah
Eastside where ya at
Eastside my nigga you got my back

They only love ya when ya on
Westside where ya at
Westside let me know you got my back

[Nipsey Hussle]
Look, I’m a get money nigga, on a daily basis
Road to the riches, potholes in the pavements
That's why I follow every rule and regulation
Making rap money off this game I’ve been laced with
Uh, and you can blame it on black sam
Blame it on Crenshaw and Slauson Ave
Fly wit’ bad bitch with a fat ass
Bail money, big pistol and black mag
That’s how we play it, we living with the fast cash
To all my haters, consider this the last laugh
I’ve been the greatest in my city, now I’m past that
It’s all money ascap, broke bitches bag back
Please, Louie notes, Louis back packs
First class seats like a pillow top mattress
Uh, we can’t take it to the casket so I’mma spend these rags
Just to laugh at your reaction

[Chorus]
So when you feels like it’s everybody for themselves
And the place where ya living isn't far from hell
And they keep tellin’ you “you were born to fail”
And everybody say they real but it’s too hard to tell
So until I die, I’mma always grind
I’mma be ok, I’mma be alright
If they say I fail, that would be a lie
But there ain't no such thing as a tie
They only love ya when ya on

I know, I know-ow-ow-ow
They only love ya when ya one
I know, I know-ow-ow-ow
They only love ya when ya one
What goes up, must come down
What goes up, comes down.
What goes up, must come down
What goes up, comes do-ow-oown!

EP: "Ammunition" (2012)

Your Connect lyrics - Chamillionaire

[Chamillionaire:]
See? There's a big difference between them and me.
They're loud... and obnoxious!
You know?
The type to do alota yellin' in the crowded parking lot.
The guys that never really do much of nothin'.
Me?
I'm the one in the background...
The quiet one... the deadly one.
The one you gotta worry about!
You can just call me... "your connect"!
As long as nobody gets outta line, everything'll be just fine.
So listen!
I got a proposition.
See?
It's time to cut out the middle men.
Matter of fact... send my condolences to the little man!
I gave you plenty for free!
Now I'm givin' you a skip taste of additional product.
You sit with it... you come back...
I'll give you a higher grade!
You put it out on the streets for me... untapped... untouched, uncut raw!
Anyone can give it away for FREE... but there's value in gettin' them to buy!
That's how you know you're worth it and that's the difference between THEM and me!
You're my new distributor... and I'm your connect!
If you don't accept this offer, you have 20 seconds to press eject!
My trap house, "Chamillionaire.Com"...
This is where you come and get your "Ammunition"!
You get it directly... FROM ME!
Remember the rules!
Only speak on a dead phone and only call me on a red phone.
And by the way...
When you see the middle man... [gun cocks]
Give him a gift... [silencered shot] [body drops] from your connect!

Running Laps lyrics - Chamillionaire

See me de reppin' for dem Texas down to Naija
And you can trust them try to crumble the empire
But we go fire till de expire
See they go run and they go hide but we gon find ya
Find ya

Umm de lum dela ooleloolelooo
Ohhhh Ohhhhh
Umm de lum dela ooleloolelooo
Umm de um dela ohhhhh
Umm de lum dela ooleloolelooo
Mmmmm Mmmmm
Umm de lum dela ooooleloolelooo ohhhhh Ohhhhhh

I can never slow down I'm running laps

Umm de lum dela ooleloolelooo
Umm de lum dela ooleloolelooo ohhhhh

Umm de lum dela ooleloolelooo
Mmmmm Mmmmm
Umm de lum dela ooleloolelooo Ohhhhhh
Umm de lum dela ooleloolelooo Ohhhhhhhh

I can never slow down I'm running laps

Hold up, first of all who the hell you know that's this versatile
If you don't think that I can get back in my spot
I don't think that you gonna make it into work tomorrow
Or church tomorrow I murk em all I'm on top of the paper like cursive drawn
You know I'll be the first to be a curse to ya'll
Somebody better go and give that black hearse a call

Cause I promise that I'll kill it
While you sitting back on that sofa
I'm trying to keep the straps in that holster
And I would rather chase the stacks and not chocha
And they stay mad while I'm grinning cause I'm doing what they didn't and they losing while I'm winning

I can never slow down I'm running laps

I don't just do it for the H town gotta do it all for my whole state now (state now state now)
I can never slow down I'm running laps
I don't just do it for the pay now gotta do it cause I wanna be great now (great now, great now)
I can never slow down I'm running laps
I can't stop I'll never laydown and you know the whole world is my playground (playground, playground)
Hey Hey Hey
All around the world then back to the tropics making Ben Franks get back in my pocket

Hope you don't think these cats finna stop this

I can never slow down I'm running laps

All around the world to connect the dough
I'm trying to tic tac toe X the dough (x the dough x the dough)
If you ain't trying to help me get the checks to grow I hope you get familiar with the exit door (exit door)
I came along way from being next to blow and moving mixtapes by the Texaco (texaco)
Ya past always gonna try to catch you though their sky miles couldn't get them out to Mexico
If you don't me then be the next to go, Shoot yourself Plaxico
Slow money like the meter in a slow cab
That ain't in the vocab
The reason every woman that I know mad
They say I travel way more than a nomad
And they know that when I'm showing up I'm showing up with no bag
It don't matter if you riding in coach or you riding in first
Some people got no class
Unlawful waste time realize what it will cost you

If you ain't showing money like a vault do

You better find somebody else to talk to
When I do it I'm a do it like a boss do
If you reppin my state then you aught to
Cause I'm a do it like I'm Mr Miyagi
And you ain't gonna deny me cause I'm the one that taught you

I don't just do it for the H town gotta do it all for my whole state now (state now state now)
I can never slow down I'm running laps
I don't just do it for the pay now gotta do it cause I wanna be great now (great now, great now)
I can never slow down I'm running laps
I can't stop I'll never laydown and you know the whole world is my playground (playground, playground)
Hey Hey Hey
All around the world then back to the tropics making Ben Franks get back in my pocket

Hope you don't think these cats finna stop this

I can never slow down I'm running laps

These boys trying to act hollywood better act like ya'll know the real
I'm a give ya'll that cold shoulder let em see how my shoulder chill
I don't play games I'm so for real lend me your ear like Holyfield
I'll shoot your buzz up out the sky let's just call that overkill

Run away with it run away with it, try to say I'm not the one I'm ok with it
Cause I don't have to get an ok with it
Home-run I ain't never gonna base hit it
The people that will say the kid ain't did it
The people that can never say they did it
Don't see em why they acting like they get it
I see through em everybody opaque with it
(Opaque with it)
So fake with it beating on my chest bout to go ape with it
I don't chase no little dough it's no taste in it

And if we talking big dough let's bake with it
That's cake get it everyday is like a Jason skit
Terrorizing everything while I'm chasing it
Making a killing not the villain to me racing with

I don't just do it for the H town gotta do it all for my whole state now (state now state now)
I can never slow down I'm running laps
I don't just do it for the pay now gotta do it cause I wanna be great now (great now, great now)
I can never slow down I'm running laps
I can't stop I'll never lay down and you know the whole world is my playground (playground, playground)
Hey Hey Hey

Now you gotta go kill it (kill it)
Now you gotta come with it (with it)
Now it's time to go get it

I can never slow down I'm running laps

Let's Get That lyrics - Chamillionaire

[Intro:]
Yeeeaaaah!
You gotta have "Ammunition"... [gun-cocks]
Plenty of it... silencers... rapidfire! [automatic gunshots]
LET'S GET IT! [shot]

[Chorus:]
Just give it to homes in different locations,
Just make one and leave the most spacious;
And two rollies dipped in gold faces,
And two girls that's known to switch places!
Ready? Let's get that!
Let's get that! - Let's go!
Lemme know if you with that!
You with that? - Let's go!

Just give me two yellow bones with cute faces,
Gotta be backin' up or be basic!
TV screens is looking like "Matrix",
Cars so fast, the police can't chase it!
Ready? Let's get that!
Let's get that! - Let's go!
Lemme know if you with that!
You with that? - Let's go, we can get it now!

[Verse 1:]
See? Everybody act like they the man to watch,
But I don't even see 'em runnin' half the block!
Influenced by the Michael Watts and Rapalots,
I won a Grammy and I still ain't-took-it-out the box!
When-I-was-comin'-up, I never had a lot!
So now I want it all, I gotta have ya spot!
Now everybody actin' like it's candy drops,
But they bitin' like when Tyson and Evander box.
Oh, well-I-still-will-ride-fresh switch 'Lacs every season,
Kick a door down my raps what they needin'.
Couple bad women that'll pledge their allegiance,
Never broke hoes, coach bags are deceivin'!
Two straps on me, never-dealin'-with-a pat down
While-I'm-walkin'-to-the-private-jet in the background!
I ain't see a throne, that's why I never sat down!
Pass-it-to-the-king like cats out in Sac-Town!
No Demarcus, I don't give a damn, it's no instagram, I'm just into Cham'!
Open hands and then enter grands; anythin' I got, I'm gon' get again!
Killin' all y'all, tell me what do y'all call!
Bad-guy-that-never-pass! I'm-the-villain-ball-hog!
You on the come up but I'm playin' "duck hunt",
When I put my guns up, that's the that that y'all fall!

[Chorus]

[Verse 2:]
You ain't playin' in the game; you a lame, you a mascot!
Always-tryna-criticize the things that we rap 'bout,
While-I'm movin'-like-a-pair-of-J's on the blacktop;
You don't run a thing but out of space on your laptop!
I'm a-start-a-tab my change never max out
Main broke rapper, main one pullin' cash out!
I'm a-have-yo'-woman on swangs in my Lac drop.
You don't like it? You-can-catch-a-fade like a flat top.
Lame get a name, y'all lames tell 'em: "That's hot! "
Not me! I-say-I-never-bought-it, boy!
I'm-comin'-for-the-money like an auditor,
Look how I murdered everybody that-you-thought-was-raw!
It don't mean that you made it if you on a tour;
You're not a headliner if you're on a four!
Anybody got beef, I'm a carnivore,
Don't-make-me-rain-on-your-parade like it's Mardi Gras!
Not Mardi Gras, it's not February! Not January, it's Ben & Jerr!
Mixed with some liquor, it's a Bloody Mary; such a nasty flow it's unsanitary!
Gettin' motion sickness cause I roll the sickest
On the road to riches and you know the bidness;
Cause the flow is vicious, you supposed to witness;
When-I-get-it, I'm a-be-like: "What I told you, snitches? "

[Chorus]

[Bridge:]
Shoow tiiime! (shoooow tiiiiiime!)
Turn dooooown theee liiiights, it's shoow tiiiiime! (damn riiiight!)
And this woooorld iiiis miiiiine, no liiiieeee! (noooo liiiieeee!)
Turn uuuup theee briiiights an' let's shiiiiine, (aaaaaal-riiiiight!)
Cause this woooorld iiiis miiiiine, hmmmmm!

[Outro:]
Should never be a question in your mind about it!
Stay loaded! [gun cocks]
Chamillitary!
See? You call it motivation... [automatic gunshots]
I call it... "Ammunition"! [shot] [beat stops]

All Mine lyrics - Chamillionaire

[Movie Bites from "Scarface (1983) ", Al Pacino as Tony Montana speaks:]
Time has come.
We gotta expand...
The whole operation... distribution!
New York... Chicago... LA!
We gotta set our OWN MARK... and enforce it.
We gotta think big now.
Think big!

[Verse 1:]
Sittin' in my Jacuzzi, - sittin' in my Jacuzzi; (uh!)
Overhearin' talkin' 'bout 9-5? - Nah, that ain't gon' move me! (uh!)
Anythin' less than ten, bro, - that's that old Nintendo.
Cause y'all playin' games, stop playing games! I spent that on my windows.
(You spent that on your) in "O". - I spent that on my ten hoe;
When you don't get long enough, then they said you got extendo.
You can turn your doors to bulletproof and that won't stop an attempt, though.
Ain't worried about anybody-she-could-do-cause I'm thinkin' 'bout the demo.
(Hello? Hello?) - Don't call me on the wrong Jack!
(Don't call you on the wrong, what?!) - No, just hang up and don't call back! [phone down]
Hope your car is trustworthy! - Hope you got the car fax!
Hope you don't open the door and explode right after contact!
I keep a banana with me, I think I'm Axel Foley. (uhh!)
Hope you get my point like you try not to be a goalie! (whooo!)
You said: "They have real rubber." What's this garbage they sold me?
If the world was sucker free, then I'd probably be here lonely.

[Chorus:]
If you ain't got it, you ain't God of me and you just ain't the same!
Got that viral "Ammunition", watch me hit 'em with the pa-aaii-in!
Sittin' in my Jacuzzi, watchin' a groupie do her thaaang,
I she work it well enough, I might remember this girl's na-aa-ame!
Movin' through the airport, - hundreds with the small face;
I know they gon' check me so they tempt to rob my bra waist.
Walk into the right house. - She thought this was our place?
This my house! - What you think? It's Scarface?!

[Bridge:]
Yeah, this world is all mine!
Yeah, this world is all mine!
I saaiid: "Yeah, this world is all mine!"
Yeah, this world is all mine! [whispering]

[Movie Bites from "Scarface (1983) ", Al Pacino as Tony Montana speaks:]
You need people like me, so you can point your fuckin' fingers...
And say: "That's the bad guy."
Say good night to the bad guy!

[Verse 2:]
All mine, all mine! - Come and take me up off the throne! [gun cocks] [automatic gunshots]
They'll pull my hallers up at your dome,
And I'm back in town, I ride alone; they tryna run up inside my home!
Copycats, my body clones. Oh, no! They stuff it in Styrofoam!
If your problems with me is on wax,
I'm gon' argue with you, that's non-fact! I don't buy them weed, I buy 'em back!
I could sit on top of these tall Gats, just sit on top of these tall stacks;
And be higher than you little liars in, you still wouldn't get to reach where I'm at!
I lead where I'm at, and I'm poppin' up on you out the blue!
Who you think that you talkin' to? What that do casa mi casa, fool?
Keep surveillance for all my haters. You watchin' me? Well, I'm watchin' you!
Keep the butcher knife and a drill! - Just try not to get chopped, (you're screwed!) [screwed]

[Chorus]

[Bridge] [beat stops]

On My Way lyrics - Chamillionaire

On my way... my way... mmmm yeah
On my way... my way...
You just need motivation
So I'm thinking you should let me give you more the conversation
Just a demonstration how I'm a lay your body down
I am on my way I'm in my ride I am costing headed to you
I am on my, my way mmmm
In my ride and I am costing headed to you
I am on my way, my way
Take it easy

When I'm pulling up in my drive miss
You know is normally topless
You know these suckers they ain't got this
Cause they car garages is are drop less
I hope your door is unlocked if you need I be your new locksmith
I took so long cause my driveway is like a parking lot at metropolis
I'm always care for which whip to choose
No evidence for getting choose if breaking bars was against the rules
I know every day I will be getting sued
Chop the screwed to get you in the mood
Get out your shoes and get in the nude
Ever since they told me money talks
I have been chatting like I am getting interviewed
It must be something that is in my scoto
That makes a model to say that she swallow
On the way all and I can say is I'm there before you done with the bottle
Shift the gear then now hit the throttle I swerve so much that I missed the pothole
One the way it's your lucky day I'm about to make you feel
Like you hit the lotto

[Chorus:]
You just need motivation
So I'm thinking you should let me give you more the conversation
Just a demonstration how I'm a lay your body down
I am on my way I'm in my ride I am costing headed to you
I am on my, my way
In my ride and I am costing headed to you
I am on my way, my way
Take it easy

I turn the corner I'm a tip it down
You in the presents of greatness
Never been a chef boyardee I can't let the women in cake mix
That's Tasteless and I taste chips
Forget the the kid for my lateness before you even turn off the lights
I be there to give you that face lift
What I meant by that last line is that
I'm a be in your face like botox
If you got socks then lose those socks
And have nothing on but your broke box
Diamonds larger than road rocks
While I'm trying to prove how to show stop
Car looking like a cruse ship I got no garage
I load docks (I load docks)
No road blocks (no road blocks)
I flow daily (I flow daily)
And you'll flow too When I ge to you It'll get so wavy
I'm the only player who you know lately then can coach a girl
To get so crazy make her kiss a girl like you know Caitie
I can motivate you let's go baby

[Chorus:]
You just need motivation
So I'm thinking you should let me give you more the conversation
Just a demonstration how I'm a lay your body down
I am on my way I'm in my ride I am costing headed to you
I am on my, my way
In my ride and I am costing headed to you
I am on my way, my way
Take it easy

I'm about to exit the freeway to break you off if you let me
I just know that you let me
I just know that you let me
I am pulling up in your drive way I just hope that you're ready
I just hope that you're ready
I just hope that you're ready
Nothing but the finest candy coats is what you're tasting
Push it to the limit call it motor motivation
Hope you're buckled up I hope your seat belt got you're braced in
Texas player so will do but slow will switch the paced in

I'll be the player headed to your location
And be the person that you put in your faith in
The pillow that you let you know waiting
Will be the pillow that you put your face in
I told her never get must aching
I know I'm better than the rest I got great win
Good thanks, but those who stay patient I bet a get a couple standing ovation

[Chorus:]
You just need motivation
So I'm thinking you should let me give you more the conversation
Just a demonstration how I'm a lay your body down
I am on my way I'm in my ride I am costing headed to you
I am on my, my way
In my ride and I am costing headed to you
I am on my way, my way
Take it easy

Let's Get That (Remix) lyrics - Chamillionaire

[Intro: Chamillionaire]
Uuuhh!
I think it's only right till we hit 'em with some H-Town "Ammunition". [gun-cocks]
Chamillionaire...
Doughbeezy, Marcus Manchild! [automatic gunshots]
They say we ain't got it like that, so you know what?!
LET'S GET IT! [shot]

[Chorus: Chamillionaire]
Just give it to homes in different locations,
Just make one and leave the most spacious;
And two rollies dipped in gold faces,
And two girls that's known to switch places!
Ready? Let's get that!
Let's get that! - Let's go!
Lemme know if you with that!
You with that? - Let's go!

Just give me two yellow bones with cute faces,
Gotta be backin' up or be basic!
TV screens is looking like "Matrix",
Cars so fast, the police can't chase it!
Ready? Let's get that!
Let's get that! - Let's go!
Lemme know if you with that!
You with that? - Let's go, we can get it now!

[Chamillionaire:]
Let's go! Got tired of waitin', got tired of hopin'!
I'm a chain, so icey, you can ride the sloap an'
I'll extend the swing if they ridin' pokin'
And the pencil wet, I'm feelin' like I'm floatin'!
You can mention 'em, but they are not as dope
If somebody lie then, somebody jokin'!
And they tellin' y'all that they got it locked
We tell 'em then that we 'bout to come and pry it open! (whooo!)
And then they all can have it; none of y'all can have it!
She takin'-off-her-shirt, want me to autograph it!
So I autograph it, let me autograph it!
Your-woman-disappearin' you can call it "magic".
See? It's automatic cause it's all established
I'm-the-Texas-rapper-that-you-know-it's-far-from-average!
I'm-the-rapper-that-these-other-rappers-call "the-baddest"!
Been-the-baddest-since-the-day-I-went-and-bought-a-tablet!
Get-a-chicken-then-another-chicken-come-in-the-mail (mail!)
Your-woman-beggin'-me-to-come-and-rub-on-her-tail! (tail!)
I-never-cared-about-a-cover-of-the-XXL, (XL!)
Then-every-record, I'm a-get-a-bigger-tuck-in-my-sales! (tuck-in-my-sales!)
I'm the boss yo' boss should get pissed at!
I'm a take it all my weapon, go click-clack! [gun cocks]
See? I want it all and that should be gift wrapped;
Enough with the talk in Texas, let's get that!

[Chorus: Chamillionaire (Doughbeezy)]
Just give it to homes in different locations,
Just make one and leave the most spacious;
And two rollies dipped in gold faces,
And two girls that's known to switch places!
Ready? Let's get that!
Let's get that! - Let's go!
Lemme know if you with that!
You with that? - Let's go!

Just give me two yellow bones with cute faces,
Gotta be backin' up or be basic!
TV screens is looking like "Matrix",
Cars so fast, the police can't chase it!
Ready? Let's get that!
Let's get that! - Let's go!
Lemme know if you with that! (Doughbeezy!)
You with that? - Let's go, we can get it now! (HUUUH?!)

[Doughbeezy:]
Let's G-O, get it?
My grind got me blind on C-note niggas!
It's-the-colored-chandeliers or it's the South-East beast,
So we leave 'em boys pissed like a P.O. visit! (OOWW!)
Your-money-like-a-midget, mine tall like a giant;
I used to get mad cause I couldn't get fly.
Now-when-I-say-I-fly, I-really-mean-that-I'm-fly, (fly!)
Couldn't-pay-my-light-bill, now show's outta liiiine!
Yeah! - If-you-with-it, I'm-with-it!
I'm-down-to-go-get-it-this-minute, right-now! (now!)
I don't care who did it or done it, I need it!
I want it; fuck next! I'm the nigga right now!
I'm-comin'-up-quick, got-'em-lookin'-like: "How?! " (how!)
But-I'm-lookin'-right-back-like: "Nigga, fuck you! "
I-dropped-my-mixtape-and-the-next-day
Did-a-song-with-a-nigga-I-look-up-to! (LET'S GO!)
Scream droppin' like pantyhose; give-the-niggas-toothpaste-from-the-candy-dolls!
Even-in-2020 ('20!) my-rims-still-gonna-be-from-1984. (yeah, yeah!)
Yeah, that's the Texas tank and I'm the Texas Chain-...
... -Saw, I murder beast, no paces!
Fuck bein' local, I want the whole nation;
So when I sign my deal, - I'm a tell the label...

[Chorus: Chamillionaire (Doughbeezy) {Marcus Manchild}]
Just give it to homes in different locations, (Doughbeezy!)
Just make one and leave the most spacious; (yeah!)
And two rollies dipped in gold faces,
And two girls that's known to switch places!
Ready? Let's get that!
Let's get that! - Let's go!
Lemme know if you with that!
You with that? - Let's go!

Just give me two yellow bones with cute faces,
Gotta be backin' up or be basic!
TV screens is looking like "Matrix",
Cars so fast, the police can't chase it!
Ready? Let's get that! {let's get that!}
Let's get that! - Let's go! {let's get that!}
Lemme know if you with that! {Chamillionaire! whattup, homie?}
You with that? - Let's go! {yeah!}

[Marcus Manchild:]
Okay, we can get it now! - Hop-on-a-record-then I'm flippin' out; (uh-huh!)
I-want-every-bitch-to-approach-me-with-their-motherfuckin'-titties-out (uhh!)
Because-a-nigga-wanna-feel-'em-out, (uhh!) that's I'm dealin' out! (uh-huh!)
I-wanna-know-what-you-kids-about; (uhh!) - but-never-take-'em-to-the biggest house (uhh!)
I-pull-up-at-the-garage-in-the-car, the-top-back-gettin'-down, vroom-vroom!
And-I'm-peeling-out-like: "What-you-know-about-it? "
What? - I'm sippin' purple! (purple!) - Wanna-get-rich-off-of the work-flow! (workflow!)
And I speed it up like Turbo, (g'eah!) got-up-in-the-game, fell-in-love-with-some-Virgos.
Two friends beside you, you know I'm-finna-hit-'em! (hit 'em!)
Pull 'em to the side, yeah! You know I'm-finna-get-'em! (get 'em!)
Cause-I'm-all-about-my-spinnin', mucher (yeah!) than-my (yeah!) mozzarella (yeah!)
Martadein, (yeah!) yeah! (yeah!) They-wanna-be (yeah!) the-part-of-that.
Walked-in 'bout to me because I'm space-God (space-God!)
With a pocket-full-of bank cards, like I play cards (hahaha!) but I ain't play y'all!
And they tell me a nigga finna take off (take off!) - to the labels that I'm WITH THAT (WITH THAT!)
With the car I like I FIT THAT (FIT THAT!) - Cut the check, muhfucka; let's get that! (GET THAT!) (bwooy!)

[Chorus: without ab-libs]

[Outro: Chamillionaire]
You know these clowns won't be over here to keep H-Town dooown.
Somebody better let 'em KNOW...
Die slow! [shot] [beat stops]

Won't Change lyrics - Chamillionaire (feat. Tami LaTrell)

[Intro - Chamillionaire]
Downtown, livin in that H-Town
Ya know I love how ya love to love me baby

[Chorus - Chamillionaire]
I ride for my home and state
Where we be ridin vogues and swangs
And cups be overflowed with drank
No, we don't care what people say
My city been through so much pain
They love me and I sure won't change, won't change

[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire]
Music slow but I'm such a speeder
Tried to exit the feeder, spotted me like a cheetah
Looked in the car, then he asked me if I'm a dealer
Keep a tool and some Screw, so I told him I'm Bob Vila
Young Tela, feelin like Derek Jeter
I'll show ya girl how I swing it as soon as I get to meet her
Hate on me from the rear, while they playin follow the leader
All these Caucasian diamonds, I must've caught jungle fever
First they love it and then they hate it
Welcome to Texas, where flip-floppin is overrated
Must've not got the memo, say they happy ya made it
But really full of hot air like the skinnies I just inflated
Hard to say R.I.P. after timelessness get created
You think that we live forever with music that's never dated
We gon' treat every day like it's UGK birthday
When Bun say he happy ya made it, just tell him "Happy Belated"

[Chorus]

[Verse 2 - Chamillionaire]
Yeah, it's just foolishness that ya hear
Some that never will get it will tell you that it's their year
Some will say that you're finished, the minute ya disappear
But if diamonds could tell the future, my future look crystal clear
Can't get too comfortable when you no longer livin petty
Ordered the chicken over the Alfredo with spaghetti
She in the mirror for an hour say she gettin ready
That fifty-nine minutes that I could've been gettin 'fetti
Uh, let's get back in the mix
You can dream about sleepin while you out stackin your chips
Stuntin on 'em with all this candy immaculateness
They walkin in houses that isn't worth more than half of your wrist
She said this, but do you think that you can run long as you did with Paul?
Do Photoshop make models think that they ain't got a flaw?
Funny, how most be talkin like they did it all
And what's ironic is I can't see anything they did at all

[Chorus - Chamillionaire and Tami LaTrell]

[Chamillionaire - talking over Chorus]
I ride for my city mayne
I ride for my city mayne
I ride for my city mayne
I ride for my city mayne
And you know I won't change
I won't change

[Verse 3 - Chamillionaire (Tami LaTrell)]
She said that you've been gone for too long, ya know ya so crazy (crazy)
You know I love how ya love to love me baby (oh, uh)
Now I'm a drop the top, she gon' bop, she's sayin that's so amazin (amazin)
I'm on them spokes, I just hope this ain't your lady
Now I'm a put it down, put it down for Texas and that H-Town (and that H-Town)
Say it so proud (say it so proud)
Oh, they love how I hold on this grain
Crawlin super slow on these swangs
With the candy coats on my paint
And the city know, I won't change, hold up mayne

[Chorus - Chamillionaire and Tami LaTrell]

[Break - Chamillionaire (Tami LaTrell)]
(There's no rain, there ain't no cloudy days
When you're rollin on swangs
They all know I won't change, I won't change)

I ride for my city mayne
You know, I ride for my city all day
I ride for my city mayne
And you know I won't change

[Outro - Chamillionaire]
Hold up, they tried to knock us but we never froze up
You in the presence of players who react like grown-ups
Hold up, if I would have known they would try to own us
I would went out and purchased stock in Styrofoam cups

[Chamillionaire and Tami LaTrell]
Hold up

Never Enough lyrics - Chamillionaire

[Intro: Chamillionaire (Angel)]
Everything'll change tomorrow, juuuust waaiit!
Everything we had seems different laaaate-ly.
Everything at first is always soooo greeeaaat
Buuuut iiiiiiiit's (never eeeeeeeee-noouugh, - never eno-oouu-ugh! [5 seconds instrumental]

[Chorus: Angel]
You get up and then you fall flat, [echoes]
Even when you give your all back, [echoes]
They try to tell you where your heart's at, [echoes]
Someone tell me what you call that!
I beliieeve, - I beliieeve it's never enoouugh!
I beliieeve it's neveeer, - neveeer enough!
I beliieeve it's neveeer, - neveeer eno-oouu-ugh!
Neveeer, - neveeer enough! - Everythiiing - is neveeer, - neveeer eno-oouu-ugh!

[Chamillionaire:]
I'm thinkin' 'bout all of the people I went harder for,
While I read the Holy Scripture like it's "Art of War".
Pretty women and skinny dippin'; Where the party, boys?
Skippin' the crib like I ain't get to book an honest tour.
If I wasn't ready you never seen it all before, (what else?)
Pro'ly keep a loaded weapon up in armored drawers. (armoed drawers!)
Cause I know the people envious of marble floors; (marble floors!)
If everybody had the answers, it would all be yours! (WHOOOO!)
Success could've ran from me, I said: "I would've caught you! "
You couldn't just be the person I open my arms to!
It could've been something said that I'd never respond to;
Or you couldn't just give a reason for me to assault you!
You couldn't just work it out with somebody you talked to,
That could've been somethin' that someone else never taught you!
You could've been legendary if you had the heart to;
That could've been something that wouldn't come back to haunt you. - Whassup?

[Chorus: Angel (Chamillionaire)]
You get up and then you fall flat, [echoes]
Even when you give your all back, [echoes]
They try to tell you where your heart's at, (they try to tell you where your he-eeeaaa-art's at!)
Someone tell me what you call that!
I beliieeve, (I beliieeve!) - I beliieeve it's never enoouugh! (it's just never enough!)
I beliieeve it's neveeer, - neveeer enough! (it's just never enough)
I beliieeve it's neveeer, - neveeer eno-oouu-ugh!
Neveeer, - neveeer enough! - Everythiiing - is neveeer, - neveeer eno-oouu-ugh!

[Chamillionaire:]
Tell 'em you wanna do it, they'll say that it's cruelest pride!
Pour your heart out and they actin' like someone lied. (lied!)
When you stand up for somethin', they'll treat you like someone died!
But if you stand up for nothin', just call it a homicide!
Told me to fear God. Now tell me is that coward?!
Mainly kid, X's the symbol of black power! (power!)
You just plottin' the scheme and remain in that tower,
Lactose intolerant to your damsel that's sour.
Do anythin' for the money, but tell me: "What does it mean?! " (mean!)
If money's everything, get it; and tell me: "What else it bring?! " (brings!)
The pedal pull out the metal; which of your crew'll sing?
You puppet? You'd better duck it or learn the pull of the strings.

[Bridge: Chamillionaire]
Send the kites of federal through the bank,
They sell their souls for soles and Jordan's and foolish things! (things!)
Careful, the truth stings, I know that you had a dream
But ain't no Martin Luther King's out on Martin Luther King!

[Chamillionaire:]
Hold up! - Let someone tell me what you call that! (call that!)
They think you're beneath 'em, so they think they can walk over you like a doormat.
The only way that I could solve that (solve that!)
Get on the beats, spit all this heat! Drink to the heart and get an all clap!
Cause this apparently therapy, I'm hysterically
Laughin' at anybody who thinkin' they could embarrass me!
Even if carelessly do the words that I'm inherently
Passing to y'all, but I ain't gotta do necessarily! (naaah!)
Why should I bother? I know that I'm not your father!
You'll never become a baller! I never slept with your mama!
You'll never become a bomber! You'll never get any commas!
You'll never get anything in your life - but plenty drama! (what else?)
I set the presidents from my little seed;
They cut me? I'm a bounce back like I'm Shaheen Reid.
I'll require all the enemies that I didn't need,
See? Real recognize real and that's why I can't see no one but meeeeeeee!

[Outro: Angel]
Neveeer eno-oouu-ugh...
Never eeeeeeeee-noouugh!
Neveeer eno-oouu-ugh...
Never eeeeeeeee-noouugh!

[Bridge: Chamillionaire]
Send the kites of federal through the bank, [beat fades-out]
They sell their souls for soles and Jordan's and foolish things!
Careful, the truth stings, I know that you had a dream [beat stops]
But ain't no Martin Luther King's out on "Martin Luther King"! [screwed]

mixtape: "Major Pain 1.5" (2011)

Already Dead Intro lyrics - Chamillionaire

Hey there little fella
I know you missed me
You’re a mean little fella aren’t you?
You hungry?

Chamillitary mayne

Here lizard lizard lizard
Here lizard lizard lizard
Major pain major pain
Here lizard lizard lizard
Here lizard lizard lizard

Hustles and my players let’s talk to these haters do your boy a favor turn right to your neighbors
We got of the majors but still doing major nobody can save ya when Koopa bring that major pain

Here we go

Nah I won’t let them turn me pop even though my little niece like Justin Beiber
Yeah I made that song Ridin Dirty but that should let ya know that I clutch a heater
Yeah I got played by Michael Jordan and I swear MJ he such a diva
Moral of the story is I don’t care cuz yeah I’m still here plus I don’t need ya
Yeah I met a girl at taco bell that slipped me her number in a fajita
Funny thing is ain’t order that I took that hoe back and got her beat up
Why I gotta get back on my throne on and keep turning these fake fans to believers
Yeah I got a call from a major label I swear hung up tha receiver

Do you wanna be successful so bad that you know you would do whatever?
Would you be the one to jump the ship to be safe or hold that ship together?
Would be the chicks that try to leave once you can’t live like Cinderella?
Would you be broke and chill with god or you would be rich and with the devil?
What you gonna do when the music stops or would you still do this accapela?
That decision is really yours and it really ain’t much that I could tell ya
What I know is that I ain’t you and my words I’ll be the realest ever
Chamillitary will rain forever just know I ain’t talking about the weather

Right and then left right and then left march with me forever soldier take another step
Right and then left right and then left march with me forever soldier take another step

This is for you know who and don’t you ever be misled
I know just how I said it and I meant just what I just said
I feel as good as ever when I hop outta my bed
Baby you ain’t living life you must be already dead

War To Your Door lyrics - Chamillionaire

[Chorus]
In this game it seems that I'm lyrically reaching a point where it's not fair no more
Hit 'em with that major pain as we shoot and destroy
It's like I'm bringing war to your front door
In this game it seems that I'm lyrically reaching a point where it's not fair no more
Hit 'em with that major pain as we shoot and destroy
It's like I'm bringing war to your front door, front door

[Verse 1]
Look how lyrically I assassinate a verse then
I can get a hooker shot like urban
You never bust rapping just like you a virgin
Under your girl done hitting a belly like a surgeon
A hundred milli gotta get it brrr Birdman
Christina Milian she ain't got her man
And I don't have no dreams either, i'm working
Surfing the earth and tryna stay urban
You see the heater poking out I got the shirt in
All of these rappers getting jerked without the jurgens
The similes and metaphors that I be serving
gone right over their head, hot turbans
I got a ?? and she a Persian
Ain't got a deal with Eminem but I am burning
Hot, got a lawyer he's really a diversion
I'm riding dirtier than 30 days with no detergent
Ain't really with the beef but the tweets I get at you
If I ever see you in the streets I'ma slap you
I don't mean LeBron when the Heat coming at you
Cover up and duck like I'm late tattoo
All this cake getting flipped like a spatula
Not an act like a chat i'm a natural
Suits tried to take me out the game what did that do
Still here like the name of an ear statue
Bread cheese here funds really high
Walk in the strip club and throw my lunch in the sky
Front til you die while I spend a month in Dubai
I'm a god in the streets alhamdulillah
Test and I bet that you gon' flunk when you try
I don't even gotta use my gun to reply
You get punched in the eye, punched in the eye
What is a tie? Ayuken blood finna fly

[Chorus]
In this game it seems that I'm lyrically reaching a point where it's not fair no more
Hit 'em with that major pain as we shoot and destroy
It's like I'm bringing war to your front door
In this game it seems that I'm lyrically reaching a point where it's not fair no more
Hit 'em with that major pain as we shoot and destroy
It's like I'm bringing war to your front door, front door

[Verse 2]
See the barrel shoot in the tank I'm in the cockpit
Bullets that'll jump on your head like it's a moshpit
Even if you're wearing a bulletproof outfit
I got a Batman you who I'm Robin like a sidekick
The rap game really my chick
Topic is whether Chamillionaire is the topic
Put 'em on the line I'm telling you that I got this
Autograph the weapon I'm hitting you with a shot whip
Most high multi-million dollar bow tie
Still be a clown it's equivalent to cho cha
Go and die know why he will tell the most lies
Most likely to get hit with the four-five.
Yo price pow hit 'em with the scorcher
What you know about the Chinese, water torture
Can't run from the lyricism cause it caught ya
Write it then I'm in your nightmare like an author
West craving the world what I'm saving
I got a hollow tip that I brought for the occasion
I put it in a weapon that was made by an Asian
My mind is a maze and that means that I'm amazing
Your girl call me papi coming with a posse
Everybody black I'm the opposite of nazi
In the major label they be thinking I'm Gaddafi
I'm taking out anyone who thinkin' they can stop me

[Chorus]
In this game it seems that I'm lyrically reaching a point where it's not fair no more
Hit 'em with that major pain as we shoot and destroy
It's like I'm bringing war to your front door
In this game it seems that I'm lyrically reaching a point where it's not fair no more
Hit 'em with that major pain as we shoot and destroy
It's like I'm bringing war to your front door, front door

Slow City Don lyrics - Chamillionaire

Slow loud and bangin man I'm the man
I never been ya fan and I ain't never been a stan
Sayin I'm the man cause I told you that I am
I'm on super poked swangas you can check my wingspan
I don't mess with ya'll man I'm anti-social
I don't talk too much I'm anti-vocal
Ya''ll ain't goin nowhere your anti-coastal
And ya'll ain't gettin no mail your anti-postal
Speakers sounding like a marching band
Laws hoping that my pockets full of contraband
Boys thinking bout plotting when I park my lam
I'm a spray you cockroaches like the orchid man
Looking so regal, hoping outta regal
Not the birdman but I'm riding with a eagle
I don't know who the hell telling you that I need you
They got you gassed up girl I hope your using diesel
Whoa kimosabee, groupies in the lobby
Flying outta hobby like flying is a hobby
Boys wanna rob me, go ahead and try me
Just know I own way more heat than pat riley
Your girlfriend reccomend that I molest her
At the u.f.h I shoulda been a professor
Open up my wallet and pretend I'm a test her
She turnin in paper like it's end of semister
Ready to poker her, living la vida loca
Come at me wrong I'm at cha neck like a choker
When I recline I'm sitting in it like a sofa
Drive it once then I give away the vehicle like oprah
Chauffer, mr. belvadere that's the butler
Told ya, let her disappear never cuff her
Rolla, money everywhere in my duffle
Hold up, I can't even hear that's my muffler damnn
Loud pipes got me sounding super sexy
Blades everywhere make your woman think I'm wesley
Ask the police when they gonna come arrest
If I do a crime it il be the day they catch me
Rims sitting high you can call me high roller
Ice on both wrists you can call me bi polar
Go against me you should know your life over
Your girl going crazy you should know that I drove her
Manage the wheel, they know cham is fo real
Now that I am independant they gon panic fo real
From the land of the trill before they hand me a deal
I will slap that boy with a backhand full of bills
Getting that cabbage that's bein established
In the new crib where the layout is lavish
Money jurassic, amex is blackness
Naked lady standing like she straight out a pageant
Haters you should go get yourself a razor
Look at your wrist and go and do yourself a favour
Watch the one time the police il try an taze ya
Pistol jam on me I'm a switch it up and blade ya
You don't know me you can diss away
I ain't waiting till tomorrow I'm a trip today
Stop acting like you hard ya'll should switch to gay
Ya'll boys sweeter than a lemonade or chick fillet, ay
Got to come down got to be the damn best
Jewellery gon shine that il be on my chest
Rain or sunshine I admit that I'm fresh
And ya already knowing what I rep, yep
I was always on grind while them other boys slept
Money on time bet I be a dime less
Gotta bunch of dimes and they hit me on texts
Just to tell me that I always bein the best yes, I'm the best
Gotta touch down and show my ends on skillz
But when I touch down it's probbly in brazil
Diamonds on froze so my wrists on still
Never on safety my 4 5th on kill
See me out there she tried to get my address
Plenty hoes pose and change clothes like pageants
Headboard that's in my bedroom is so padded
Plenty dope lines for these hoes like tablets
Tongue that stay stuck on my gold it's so icy
Tongue il stay stuck on my pole the how like me
Haters back at home ain't made enough to come fight me
I'm in new york sitting court side like I'm spike lee
Always winning like I'm bryant before lakers
Gotcha woman sippin hennessey with no chaser
Everytime I see em that chamillion hold paper
Got her sayin koopa what the hell is your safe for
Got these boys sayin that she mines and don't touch her
Then she tell you to stop cryin and don't cuff her
I convince a girl to strip down with no muscle
Went out to the a and took a dime to know usher
Went out to the lou and took a dime to know nelly
Went out to the chi and took a dime to know kelly
Plus the chick that say she cool with drake was so ready
But none of em can trip cause they know they so petty
In the panamera with the shoes
Gettin plenty knowledge like she taking me to school
Say I don't go hard they gon say that you a fool
It's gon hit you like blaow when I hit you with the tool

Slow It Down lyrics - Chamillionaire

[Chorus:]
She say she love the way I take control
First in slow motion, then I speed it up and smoke it now
Slow it down, slow it down, slowww it dowwwn
Now switch it up now

She said I always was the best before
With the slow motion but the difference is I'm focused now
Slow it down, slow it down, slowww it dowwwn
Then speed it up now

[Verse 1:]
Speed it up, uh
I gotta genie in a bottle you can rub on
I call it henny it I'll help you get ya love on
This is the closest that she gettin to a love song
Pull out my dick and tell her welcome to the love zone
In general I'm a general to you lieutenants
Landlord, bad women are my new tenants
Runnin round causing trouble like the new dennis
The mennace in your girl mouth like her new dentist
Uh, get a cavity check
You little internet nerds don't have any sex
I come n' get her in the rover, the caddy, the lex
She take a pic I bet I'm gettin her panties to stretch
Yup, I hope ya making it on my list
Ya'll never meet another player as cold as this
The second that ya ever let me control ya hips
I'm deadly and as venomous as a cobra kiss
Switch

[Verse 2: slowed down]
Slow it down, known ta spit
If that's your girl better grab her quick
Keep telling me that she the baddest chick
That translates till she wants my magic stick
Grab the whip, slab a kit
Wood in my slab like a cabinet
Tryna trap me I ain't having it
I keep a cap on my head like a graduate, trick
Graduation, congratulations
Beat turnt up so the slab was shakin
Police nah I don't add the bacon
Plenty of the grams that I'm tabulating
Gravitation, on the rise
Looking for a chick with some swollen thighs
Piece in my draws really oversized
If they told you it's not

[Verse 3: normal]
Then they told ya liesss
Switch it up in slow mo
I ain't sweating no mo
Krusty like the clown ya man looking like a bozo
She can get the bowzack, he can get the 4 4
Burn off in my whip while hitting switches like a cholo
Superfast and slow mo
I be in the zone though
Off universal still creeping on the low low
Lizard for the logo tricking is a no no
For me and her to kick it like some ninjas at a dojo
Uh, she bouce on it like a pogo stick
While I stick to the scipt on you lames
I always bein the posterchild of grippin the grain
I always bein the president of getting the change
The flow switching the change
Then I switch it to slow
Ya can't get in her mind I already got in the dow
To be specific I'm living the way I'm living my flow
When now they know I'm the playa your woman getting to know
Let' go

[Chorus]

[Break:]
Hmmmmmm this type of love so off the chain
Cause I ain't got a woman with your name
And I ain't gotta buy you anything
I'm a do it like a pro baby
I'm a take it slow cause you knowin that you ain't my dame

Don't think just cause you looking good
That I'm a be your ticket out the hood
Girl I think there's something you should know
You can't be my number 1
You can be my number 4 and I think that we should take it slow

[Verse 4: slowed down]
All my broads stay in search of facts
That mean a real man that can work the stacks
Me and ben franklin the birth of macks
Wanna double date he the perfect catch
Get a hair cut then reverse the cap
Took off the top, then convert the back
Black red bottoms with the skirt to match
I ain't talking bout her that refer to lac
I don't ride on no teenage wheels
Open my trunk you'll see 8 kills
She got curves but she in heels
Say that he her's, but she ain't his
I created the term c.o.d
I ain't seen a real rapper since p.a.t
I ain't heard a real rapper since p.a.c
Some of these other boys cool but he ain't me

[Chorus]

Next Flight Up lyrics - Chamillionaire

[Chorus:]
If we ever come back down we gon catch the next flight up
If we ever come back down we gon catch the next flight up
If we ever come back down we gon catch the next flight up
If we ever come back down but we'll never come down

[Verse:]
Alright I'm headed back to brazil to show em how to stay paid
Money never funny so no need to add a h a
Never call me h a keem ya know ya can't say
That ya knew my brother or other before the 8th grade
Ya'll be with drama like your hanging out with kayslay
Or the affiliate down in the a that make the tapes play
Internet thugs counting the computers they spray
We in the atlantis going swimming for the 8th day
Not the atlantic ocean, the atlantis hotel
Ask reception about me, they'll say they know me well
Living like a king baby you gon have ta show yourself
Take of the veil a fetish for tugging pony tails
Let's chase money call me you know I know the trail
Try to get it without me and you gon probly fail
Why fly if it ain't no wi-fi and no emails
And the lobster bucket where you can throw the shells
Yea, we both exchanged shots on twitter
Difference between me n' you is you not in villas
Told me I'm to die for but I'm not goin kill her
But if she look like a rihanna how I'm not going hit her
Ha ha, nah I'm just playing nah I'm just joking round
How I'm sounding right now is how I'm supposed to sound
You would think I was playing poker how
Money doesn't fold at stacking it I'm the poster child
How does it feel talking tough right at your own face
Staring in a mirror realising that ya gold fake
Tryna get waves brush your hair n' seeing snowflakes
Only date you ever had is one you had to post date
Go lick a stamp and tell your tramp I'm feeling that
I'm a get her damp and use the stamp to send her back
Can't say nothing I ever said was never fact
Ya'll stink I listen and smell a scent of whack
You tryna figure out which chick I'm a take out
We eatin pretty good we don't ever get takeout
While you all on the dick looking at media takeout
I'm on a stakeout in a brazilian steak house
You know it's not a game when ya see what I be left with
Put it in my left fist and stack it like it's tetris
Freshness abroad and domestic
Guess it's why I'm never x'd off a guest list
Let's wish that ya'll knew how to get chips
And let's wish that ya'll were this impressive
Let's switch cause ya'll hop on the next dick
Be on so many dicks I bet ya could probly sweat piss
They got em and your a hater and a urinator
Sick of me balling I'm sorry there's not a cure for paper
I'm sorry I'm headed to jamaica
To get em wet when that's something you take em to the lake for

[Chorus]

Hmmmmm never come down
Never come down
Never come dowwwwwwn
Never come down

Never Come Down Break lyrics - Chamillionaire



Never come, down
It feels good to wake up and be able to do what you wanna do
when you wanna do it, how you wanna do it
I mean that's just me, y'know that's how I like to live
And I feel good be in that position
Y'know I know it's a lot of people out there
that listen to my music, that look at me for guidance
on these major labels, and these this this industry
that we call the rap game, but umm
I cain't tell nobody how to live they life
I just know how to live mine, umm, right now
This is the way +I+ think it should be, y'know?
For those of y'all that don't know I'm off Universal
I finally got away from all the politics
Y'know all the waitin, ten years to put out a album
All the changin songs, all the, tryin to force artists
to make pop music, y'know, that works for a lot of people
but that don't work for me - it STOPPED workin for me
Ya understand what I'm sayin?
I made a lot of money with Universal, I went all across the world
and umm, I got a brand now, and I'm STILL doin that!
I'm still travellin all across the world
and still gettin reach, anywhere I want to
I just feel like this brand, I want to control it
I want the stuff that you hear, to be what I want you to hear
and and my real voice instead of somebody else's voice
If you cain't rock with that then I cain't rock wit'chu
I know most of y'all feel what I'm tryin to say
So to sum it up, there will be no "Venom" album
I will not release none of the music I did with Universal
And y'all should be a thousand percent cool with that
cause I'm a thousand percent cool with that
We startin over from scratch, fresh, new, ideas
That's why I created "Playlist Poison"
I'ma release a whole bunch of records from my website
Chamillionaire dot com, I need everybody to keep on gettin 'em
Keep on downloadin 'em, keep on puttin 'em in your playlist
And what we gon' do is rebrand this thing called Chamillitary
Y'knahmsayin? We gon' get the army right
before I put out this album, called "Playlist Poison"
A full album, a real album
and there will be a video for every song
We already in motion right now
We already done shot videos, we already gettin the music right
I just want to make sure that it's a thousand percent fire
so nobody can deny my talent
So what ch'all can do for me is, think about the future
Think forward right?
Because a lot of y'all fans are always worryin about the past
You always talkin about the old Koopa
You always talkin 'bout the old Paul Wall & Chamillionaire
You always talkin 'bout the old website
You always talk about everything in the past
Let's think towards the future and think of new ideas
and new things we can do to be, creative
and we can do to crush the game, mayne
Cause everybody else is doin the same thang
And for all y'all lames that's gon' stay stuck in the past
Stay stuck in the past then
Put on your hirachis, turn your jeans backwards
and jump like Kris Kross for all I care mayne!
We in the future mayne! I'm tryin to think up new thangs mayne
I'm older now, I'm not seventeen years old no more man
So everybody that's willing to grow with me, let's grow
What I need y'all to do is, go out there and tell everybody
Everybody, we need a movement man
We need over a million e-mail addresses man, y'know?
We only as strong as the network
So let's stay active, we need active e-mail addresses
Active users and active fans
People out there spreadin the word mayne, y'know?
That's what y'all can do for me
Not complainin about why the rest of the world
don't understand the greatness of Chamillionaire and Chamillitary
Forget about them man, who cares!
As long as we gettin money, as long as we feedin our families
and as long we makin the music that we tryin to make
then everything's PLAYER, yeah!!
So I leave you with this
All my soldiers that's been down with me 13, 14 year strong
Let's keep rollin man
I need you to log on to Chamillionaire dot com
I need you to live there, I need you to breathe there
I need you to be there, yeah
Major Pain 2 comin soon, and who knows what else?
Maybe I got somethin up my sleeve, I don't know
But until that album, y'all know what it is
"Playlist Poison"

This My World lyrics - Chamillionaire (feat. Big K.R.I.T.)

A different city every night right
And they be going so insane
I repping for my city right, right
So you should be happy that I came

[Chorus:]
Wouldn't believe it, if you seen it
I watch the skyline light up every evening
It's like I'm dreaming, baby what I mean is
Most of y'all don't know it
This my World, whoooa
This my World, whoooa
This my World, whoooa

[Chamillionaire:]
I don't worry 'bout paper I past up
I focus on money my hands touch
If that right there don't add up
I gotta let you know your math sucks
You don't ever talk to a calculator
You don't get caught with an ounce of paper
Every convo is about a favour
Had to get a mansion without the neighbours
I ain't meaning no bad chick
When I say they don't have a dime
And I ain't meaning no Gold watch when I say "I don't have the time"
My hustle is the reason I'm known to shine
It's like I'm in my own World
Cause these boys out here pillow talking
And texting all my old girls
You call that your homegirl
I call that my dome girl
I call that my errr,
I'm not home leave a message after the tone girl
I go to places they rap about
But girls only love you cause the cash you got
See all these hoes is chasing stars
Growing up to be cashtronauts
Can't be mad, I asked for it
Living life in that airport
Y'all ain't even get off the ground
Y'all stuck in that chair-port
I know they wanna see my cash short
But only thing I ask Lord
Is please don't let me run out of nothing but pages in my passport

[Chorus:]
Wouldn't believe it, if you seen it
I watch the skyline light up every evening
It's like I'm dreaming, baby what I mean is
Most of y'all don't know it
This my World, whoooa
This my World, whoooa
This my World, whoooa

[Big K.R.I.T.:]
Been through a lot just to get this far
Whip that car, grip that grain
Ready pipes on the lights
Went from broke to having things
Catching planes out of state
I got dudes to pay, I got move to make
Fuck the fee that they put on me
To keep the lights on and food on their plate
Hit the slab, push it to the max
Expensive taste, I love poppin' tags
Fucking hoes, I live in the lab
Spittin' bars that reflect my past
What you know 'bout sold out shows
The more gun shit everywhere I go
Putting on for the third cole
Sippin' lean, give a damn, what you think dat my folk
And nothin' else I gave them but hope
I think they could follow dreams of their own
Be successful and ride clean with the chrome
If it ain't pass I'll leave it alone
And who they hate and preach their Lord
Most niggas talk now just because
I'm putting my faith in the man above
About my bread, playa be about your's
Be 'bout our's, stay on course
I make my mark everywhere I go
I speak that trill everytime I flow
I get my own, cause it's all I know
That's all I show so when I toast to the life I live
I'm taking off like a laser beam
Rather not wake, rather get my cake up
While I'm out here living the dream
This is my world!

[Chorus:]
Wouldn't believe it, if you seen it
I watch the skyline light up every evening
It's like I'm dreaming, baby what I mean is
Most of y'all don't know
This my World, whoooa
This my World, whoooa
This my World, whoooa

[Bridge:]
A different city in the night life
And they be going so insane
I repping for my city right, right
So you should be happy that I came
She say she want to spend the night right
And I don't even know her name
(Don't even know your name)
They sit and watch me as I fly high
And she wanna be my Lois Lane

[Chamillionaire:]
Fresh off the plane, straight to the Rover
I can't complain, tip for the chauffer
When I hit my room, it's over
Floor that I'm on, high as a toca
Funny thing is this girl is sober
But she gon be drunk when she hit the sofa
You stay the night if you acting right
The views that we looking at that's a sight
You really be living that rapper life
It they ain't made it where I'm at than they ain't rapping right
She me and KRIT got dough appetites
You couldn't see us if with a flashing light
You could die, than come back to life
You still couldn't see us in the after life
And you know...

[Chorus]
Wouldn't believe it, if you seen it
I watch the skyline light up every evening
It's like I'm dreaming, baby what I mean is
Most of y'all don't know
This my World, whoooa
This my World, whoooa
This my World, whoooa
(It's like I'm dreaming, It's like I'm dreaming)
This my World, whoooa

Dollar to my name, quarter in my jeans
Million dollar vision now I'm living out my dreams
This my World, this my world
I had a dollar to my name, quarter in my jeans
Million dollar vision now I'm living out my dreams
This my World, this my world
This my World, yeah

King Me lyrics - Chamillionaire

I'm like the baddest rapper ever
Ever ever? Ever!
I always been it like I stood next to Uncle Fester
Swisher house professor taught y'all how to be successful
Used to Run a house like Rev and Diggy and Vanessa
Yes I got a stretcher that's for competition
Not in my position they ain't got a pot to piss in
You can call it dissin' they stay broke like it's tradition
Fly over the hood (man you must think you) Blake Griffin
Finger itching I got riching
My mother say she loving it
She took a million it took a year til I discovered it
I took my money out and I almost shut down the government
I threw it in the tub and let my main chick rubber dubbing it
The passcode on my bank account is Catch Me If You Can
I know they gay just undercover like they with the clan
Don't throw a rock and later say that you my biggest fan
Remove the mic right now so it don't break and beat you with this stand
Your girl be calling me like everytime she grab a phone
I never hear 'em all her messages be rather long
These losers copying too much and you can't say I'm wrong
Wiz Khalifa hit the joint, now everybody cheech ching chong
A sign that's on my door that say no man but me allowed
Might see your woman drying off in here without a towel
Don't get confused just cause the twitter picture got a smile
Get on 4 square post where you at and I'll come show up now
After I beat you down, twitpic and retweet this clown
I bet in person all these talkers ain't gon' leak a sound
I travel everywhere how come your boys don't be around
Take trips where y'all be missing y'all must live in lost and found
Rap game's a female chat and all y'all do is disrespectful her
Can't really say you fresh cause all of y'all is whack except for
A few it's maybe two yeah most of y'all is pop as Ke$ha
I wanna grab a bottle and just turn your tap to ketchup
I teach 'em how to stunt, super Dave done taught a lecture
See me 2012 and said you fresh as when I met ya
I'm in my robe and slippers walking round like I'm Hugh Heffner
I'm dressed in red your girl is black, jump on her like a checker
King me

Chandelier Ceiling lyrics - Chamillionaire

[Chorus: x2]
Candy coated bending corners still still wheeling
Candy candy coated bending corners still still wheeling
Candy candy coated bending corners still still wheeling
Made a killing off a bumper grillin, chandelier ceiling

[Verse 1:]
Now let me roll my sleeve up
While you go get your g's up
I'm a boss I cut ya off if I think you a skeemer
Had to get my team up and had to get my cream up
Plus that woo had told ya that cash rule everything huh
Heffer like katrina nah we don't wait for fema
We get back up on our feet and slab a candy beamer
I can't be no dreamer and plus my girl a diva
Keep her happy in that nappy wet as a aquafina
I'm starching from the cleaners
Plus I'm gripping real wood
We repped that before pimp died
And I feel like we still should
Show em how the grill look
Them swangers on the wheel shook
Get the chips and purchase whips because it make me feel good
I be like

[Chorus]
[Over chorus: Chamillionaire]
Talkin bout
Talkin bout
I'm bending corners on the mayne
Talkin bout
Talkin bout
I'm bending corners on the mayne

[Verse 2:]
I got some good advice for ya
If they get a mike for ya
Make it fo these boys who drop the syrup and the sprite sodas
Screwed up southern type flowers
Say that he a dice roller
Just be careful this ain't something you should bet ya life over
Hope the lizard geicko ya
Cause you better be insured
You gon come to texas with that then you better be for sure
You should hear that kitty pur
No this is not for her
You can't even see the piece that's right my chest look like a blur
Got you critics choppin, got my weapon cocked in
It's not even in the spot I'm sposed to hav it locked in
Caddy that I'm droppin, make you erase your top ten
That's if you talking cars or brauds whatever I got options
I'm in my

[Chorus]
[Over chorus: Chamillionaire]
Talkin bout
Talkin bout
I'm bending corners on the mayne
Talkin bout
Talkin bout
Chandelier ceiling

[Break:]
Wanna be a baller, shot caller
20 inch blades, on a impala
Southside we roll on choppers, talkin bout

Top notch hoes get the most not the lesser
25 lighters on my dresser, dresser
Do the southside, southside, maynnne talkin bout
Diamonds all in your face

[Verse 3:]
Now what the hell ya mean to trick
Texas too legit
Plus I got my hammer case a jacker wanna trip
Leanin on the switch, seated on the stitch
Hit that waffle house and get completed with the grits
Yella think she slick
Gotta be that maganum
Horses under the hood and maybe on the range like jazz n em
Swicthes just be taddilin, mad because we slabbin em
When ya super coat em there ain't nothin you can add to them
I be rolling

[Chorus]
[Over chorus: Chamillionaire]
Talkin bout
Talkin bout
I'm bending corners on em mayne
Talkin bout
Talkin bout
I'm bending corners on em mayne

Livin Better Now lyrics - Chamillionaire

[Verse 1:]
They see me and they be like koopa where the heck have ya been
Course you wouldn't know cause where I'm at you never had bein
Money that I'm looking at it really ever has being
Pound, euro, ruppee it's whatever a yen
Swimsuit models at the do tell tyson tell em come in
Gotta have a working visa and some cheddar ta spend
They say revenge is really something that's embeded to sins
Hope god forgive me cause I got it they could get it again
Hold up, saw snoop n' jigga they told me to stay the humble guy
Saw 50 cent and he told me create a homicide
Them universal clowns told me I need to dumb it down
But crash dummies don't ride with insurance on they rides
Stylist and the media training is what ya have to get
It's your whole image just created from outta tablets
Fickle fans flock to these fakers like it's a magnet
I'm accurate stay stuntin n stackin go getcha camera trick

[Chorus:]
Cause I'm living better now
I'm living good
I'm living gooood
I'm living good

[Verse 2:]
Uh
I got the stacks, I got the plaques, I wreck the tracks
I'm the dopest houston artist not opinion that is fact
I'm running laps, all round they raps, don't ever slack
And if I lose it all they know I'm jus gon get it back
They say I changed, hell yea I changed
Switched up my change, switched up my range
But it's the fame, that's what they blame
I can't complain, I'm still the same
Ain't with the same, people that came
Within the game but I love it mayne
Some think I'm strange I thought ya knew
Some tried to sue, lawyers are due
Publicists too but who are yoouu
She lookin cool, her sister too
Her man a fool ain't gotta clue
That I'm bout to do a body physical
That's true his boo, sick with the flu
My ride is I'll panna mirror deadly as ever
It's time to kill look at the wheeels
It give em chills, they taking stills
Taking pictures, I'm askin chickens
How does it to feel to know I'm

[Chorus]

Gotta Be The Baddest lyrics - Chamillionaire


[Intro:]
Owww, woow, shes so beautiful
Nah I'm talking about you move to the left baby
I'm talkin about the car, ha
I'm just playin baby

Now all my players in the house, all my players in the house tonight, come on
Now all my ladies in the house I can make you feel incredibly right, uh

[Verse 1:]
Now this for all the guys who tricking on all the women I know
Writing love notes like I paid the note on your tahoe
Purchasing more than nachos, chocolates and moskados
Say she your darling and you balling like chicago
You giving her d. rose you trying to be mvp man
Most valuable player you should throw your defeat in
Love her and never cheating you eating and never skeeting
Lean in the car and kiss me before she can get her feet in
Eyy,
That just mean that she couldn't wait
She tell me I smell good I tell her she looking great
She say that she love the car to get it what did it take
I say this isn't a rental it didn't come with a rate, we late
Let off the brakes and then we proceed to coast
I tell her that if she wants she can get as high as the slopes
She say that she doesn't smoke do you I tell her nope
And that one word got her wet as a bar of soap
Let's open an envelope we gotta give an award
To someone who could pull them by never saying a word
Before ever leaving the curb without opening liquor and never breaking an herb
I know this don't sound possible to some of you lames
Bout to strain your whole brain tryna get her ta change
You got to name drop names of every person you came
In contact with in your life that's just terrible game
Ain't gotta spend a milli on her and be living the lie
Just be playa you should give it a try
And if you know your never ever tricking on no woman like I
Then all my players put your hands in the sky, one mo time

[Chorus:]
Ain't gotta spend a milli on her and be living a lie
Just be a playa you should give it a try
And if you know your never ever tricking on no woman like I
Then all my players put your hands in the sky

You gotsta be the baddest
You gotsta be the baddest girl
You gotsta be the baddest
You gotsta be the baddest girl

[Verse 2:]
You know you gotsta be the baddest
If you really goin make me add this
6 dollars and 55 cents to my tab miss
Wait a second just do the math if
This equals a drink then it also equals your address
Haha I'm just playing nah I'm just serious
Object in the mirror is clearer than it appear it is
Every girl that's hearing this wanna ride a luxurious
Mercedes for ladies with the upgraded interiors
Yea roam with a player that got experience
Stuntin and feelin on all of your different areas
Playin spin the bottle till we both get delerious
Curosity killed the cat just call me curious
Because you know I'm bout to kill it tonight
All my players put your hands in the sky
And ladies you say you partuin with us and say you bringina freind as fine you it better not be a tie
Cause you gotsta be the baddest
Really your friend is average
You dope and your friend shady it's like I'm cashis
Really she should relax if I'm talking to you then why is she saying your ad libs (you bad miss)
Nah I don't trust her she got a fast lip
If her mouth could run I know hers would run a lap quick
Fast chick if she ain't a snake then she an actress
Leave her alone with me well see how cut that the grass is

[Chorus]

[Verse 3:]
You know I lost a little venom the lyrics are still as toxic
Lookin at my watch she notice it ain't a clock tick
None of em successful when ever they try to lock chicks
Cause in another life I probably coulda bein a locksmith
Hear boys sayin nah he ain't messin with my chick
Now she shotgun and that's why they call it the cockpit
Then I see you in your lil designer outfit
And look at you what is that velvet nah just ostrich
You fly you even bought you a tie
I walked right past her and didn't even say hi
She turned and watched me walk past and yell bye
I'm wondering what I said to even make her reply
I guess that's how it goes when your dealing with pro's
I'm really ssayin nothin and she know to remove her clothes
Ain't taking none of these hoes you know to papadeuxs
I'm pulling up to the curb and then I'm just popping dows
Get out

Naked Man Skit (Roy Wood Jr) lyrics - Chamillionaire

[phone rings]
(Hello?) Yeah yeah good mornin (good mornin)
This here is Leo Devlin
I'm callin on the behalf of Sackerson Corporation
We run the corporate complaints for the, Allegasco
down there in Alabama, you're an Allegasco employee correct?
(Right) Yessur, well I'm tryin to call to follow up wit'cha
on the incident that occurred, when you (maaaaaan)
(FUCK, YOU and that motherfucker what told you that!)
What you said?
{"The person you called is no longer on the l..."}
(Uh-huh, whatever) What I'm callin to offer you
(MAN I DON'T GET, ay let me tell you one thang)
(I don't care what'chu wanna)
(Okay, ask me what what'chu wanna know) Thank you! Now
the complaint form I have here says that
we have received reports that you had gotten into
an altercation with a naked customer
whom's gas you was tryin to cut off a couple of months ago
Now well in exchange for savin yo' job
we're willin to offer you (that must been YO' punk ass)
(who gas I was cuttin off and YOU was naked!)
I would never strip (That's what you tryin to do?)
(Ain't you, ain't you one of them uhh, what'cha call 'em?)
(What'cha call them thangs ahh? You a BE-ITCH!)
A what? (A BE-ITCH!) A be-itch? (Yeah)
Ay ay why would you say something like that suh?
(The same reason you would call and ask me)
(some stupid-ass shit like that, sir!) Look, look
All I did was ask you whether or not
you got into a fight with a naked man, now is that true or not?
(And ah, dat musta been you I got into a fight with!)
I wouldn't fight yo' ass naked (You was that BITCH I dealt with)
(with a G-string and a halter top on one!)
I'm tryin to get you, I'm tryin to save yo' job
(Motherfucker you cain't save SHIT for me!)
I'm tryin to save yo' job, and you wanna
That's the problem with black folks (maaaaaaaaan, FUCK YOU)
That's the problem, that's the problem (that's the problem!)
Hold on! (Niggaz like you)
Boy I'll come to Birmingham and whup that ass two times
Scabba, scabba (Bitch you come to Birmingham)
(make me get a CASE for yo' motherfuckin ass!)
You already, well you 'bout to get one now from this naked nigga
who you got into a fight with! Nigga you probably wouldn't be
actin like this if you knew who your real daddy was
Is that the problem? (I'm yo' motherfuckin daddy hell!)
I woulda been your daddy
but I only have to be with your momma on Mondays and Thursdays and
(Man let me tell you one thang, you wastin my motherfuckin minutes)
(I ain't got time to talk to you)
You probably ain't got but fo' minutes left on your daytime minutes
(Where I'm at now probably ain't got but two times yo' bitch ass!)
[hangs up the phone]